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In an effort to save money, Mayor Snodgrass has purchased a herd of wildebeests to graze the median strips and easements along the city's roads and highways. He has projected a $10,000 savings over three years, using the wildebeest to gradually phase out the regular mowing crews.
However, reports indicate that money was allocated to purchase expensive Eastern White-bearded wildebeests, which are superior grazers. However, a local zoologist claims that the beests she has seen grazing the median of the highway near her house are in fact Inexpensive Southern Blue wildebeests. An investigation as to what the Mayor did with the extra money is under way.
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