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A band of local pirates is reportedly looting merchant ships in the area. Several local seamen claim to have been strapped to the yard arm and keel hauled. Fortunately the sailors who were keel hauled are in decent condition, the barnacles having recently been scraped from the hull of their ship.
Mayor Snodgrass has been quoted as saying, "When we catch those pirates, they'll be cleaning wildebeest droppings from our highways for the next 20 years!"
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